"Yeah, that's right. We bad."
I love this article and would like to adapt it for the GreenFriends newsletter if you are open to that. I played around with it and think it will work! I will send you what I see as a possibility.
I might say more for your audience about waste and recycling though.
That would be fine as long as the article stays around five pages. You could also write a separate article on waste and recycling! We can always use those kinds of articles too.